How Odd You Are

Here we have it. I have ignored this poor little page for a month. I feel almost guilty.

I wish that I could tell you that I have simply been too busy, or that I have been feeding chickens for the entire time, but those things are not true. So I shan't lie...yet.

I have been carrying home the distinct odor of coffee every afternoon.

I have been trying and failing at working out.

I have made a penis cake that looked nothing like a penis.

I have been saving my tips in a mason jar.

I have been treated as if I am still 12, and I am still being treated as such.

I have managed to irritate every single person I have been around in the time span of an hour.

I have eaten two cheddar jalapeño bagels. One with butter, the other with cream cheese. It is better with cream cheese.

I have managed to kill my more vehicle.

I have gotten my hair cut.

I have played football.

I have jammed my finger.

I have bruised my leg.

I have begun to reread an old book.

I have gotten a new trackball for my phone.

I have washed clothes.

I have cried.

I have yelled.

I have laughed.

I have danced.

I have had obscene amounts of coffee.

I have plucked.

I have collected 76 beer bottle caps for my friend to make an artsy thing with.

I have wanted to sleep more.

I promise I will post something interesting soon.